Britney
Spears in her Underwear
And Nobody Cares
By Daniel Muniz
Suppose Britney Spears pulled over on the side of the road and then
took off her dress to jump into the beach only wearing her bra and
panties. And then imagine that nobody cared.
That is exactly happened when the pop tart, on a whim, wanted to
splash around at a Malibu beach. She handed her Yorkshire terrier to
a member of her entourage and then took off her clothes. She didn’t
have a bikini to slip into but the pop princess figured that her bra
and panties were good enough to enjoy the water in.
Besides, there were plenty of paparazzi trailing her so this
underwear episode would surely cause another tremendous media
firestorm much like what has happened before with her past antics
even though she was wearing a really tacky wig to cover up her
shaved off head.
Well, times have certainly changed.
The starlet who created a gigantic lewd sensation by flashing her
smoothly waxed bare privates to the paparazzi barely even created a
blip in the tabloids for running around in her underwear even though
she was surrounded by plenty of cameras. The major news wires mostly
ignored Britney’s latest shenanigan except for tiny write-ups which
was a departure from the way that the press saturated the airwaves
with salacious stories about her not wearing any panties for a night
of partying.
In
fact, about the only surprise in her underwear escapade at the beach
was that she was actually did have panties on and that she didn’t
try to take them off. She even exerted some effort to keep them in
place while she was frolicking in the Malibu surf. About the only
newsworthy item was that her bra didn’t match the panty that she had
on. And probably the biggest disappointment was that her panty was a
more of a brief instead of a thong.
For the most part, it was
almost anti-climatic because the whole world has already seen her
bare breasts and her nether region so this was a real letdown.
Britney had already set the bar pretty high with outrageous behavior
so it was natural that the tabloids were disappointed because they
expected her to take it to the next level.
The tabloids also wondered what she would have to do next.
Unfortunately, they were once again disappointed when her behavior
turned bizarre instead of being outrageous. So instead of this
incident being exploited for shock and awe, Britney is now being
ignored at best and ridiculed at worst.
Below are a handful of comments I found from HelloMagazine.com about
Britney’s underwear episode:
There are tons of
shops/outdoor stalls, around all beaches where one can pick up a
swimsuit for 15 bucks if you want to pop into the ocean for a bit.
I've lived in LA for 30 years, and I've NEVER seen an adult at the
beach in underwear. Never, ever. Kids, 3-yr-olds, yes, but not an
adult. NEVER.
She doesn't look horrible, but
she doesn't look anywhere near as good as she thinks she does.
...almost Tara Reid quality. She needs to accept that her best days
are behind her... and I don't mean her dimpled [EXPLETIVE DELETED]
either.
Spears is Bruce Willis in The
Sixth Sense -- she's walkin' around & doesn't realize her career is
dead. "I'm BACK, yall!!" "My newest video is gonna be HOT y'all!!"
I think she's hoping for a
shrinkage effect from that cold water to tighten some of her fat
up...
I am really impressed with how
Britney has settled down and matured in the last few months. I mean
look - she's wearing panties!
I think that little dog of
hers would be safer with Michael Vick.
Suddenly Federline looks like
a responsible dad.
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